reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

pcthetics:

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

(Source: boastmastergeneral)

aaawasteofspace:

Do you have a strange attraction to a certain has been horse celebrity? 

Do you want to see where and how he is now?

Please reblog and/or like this post if you’d have interest in interacting with a Bojack Horseman from his self entitled Netflix original.

IDENTIFICATION CONFIRMED:// ^UNKNOWN

^{_{‘   listen,   dear,   i’m   sorry   -   but   the   way   those   pearls   sit   on   your   neck?   ghastly.   ’   /   @allseenit.}}

         ^{❛  holy shit snacks! does mrs archer have a sister? also i like my pearls - so screw you.  ❜}

IDENTIFICATION CONFIRMED :// ^LANA

“  NO, _{i think i’m good.}  “   _{there’s a weary edge to her tone, her mouth CURLING slightly at it’s edges.} “ AND YOU’D _{seriously RISK stealing drinks from} krieger ?? _{half of his stuff}   glows   _{and the other half smells like motor oil mixed with rotting eggs.} “

                        ^{pam had spent a lot of time drinking with krieger -  it’s what non-field agents did for a hobby ( and  they have their monthly drinking party as well )  often all you could do was drink or work — and NO ONE WANTED TO DO WORK. ❛  hey! it might smell, but it’s certainly strong. ❜ with a smile  - she brought the rum bottle up to her lips. ❛ soooo, whats going on with you and cyril??  ❜}

(Source: allseenit)

IDENTIFICATION CONFIRMED:// ^{DR KRIEGER}

         _{“ uh,   oo-kay. ”         he elongates the     ‘o’     sound for dramatic effect,       as he found this to be quite an odd   answer to the question     ‘ what’s up ? ’.      of course once he actually contemplates her answer,       the doctor is quick to speak up.          “  maybe you’re just asking the wrong guys.      i mean,      i’d    definitely have sex with you.     though that might not be saying much.... ”}

            ^{❛   who said it’s only guys! I’m a full-bodied bisexual woman. ❜  she continued to cry into the napkin - half due to actual upset - and half due to wanting some dick. at his words pam couldn’t help but smile a little as he said h would have sex with her - pam liked pam a lot — but no one else seemed to and she didn’t understand why - she was AMAZING in bed - she had great tits. ❛  really? wanna blowjob? I've finished my paperwork for today…  and … cheryl is not here, so. ❜}

(Source: allseenit)

IDENTIFICAL CONFIRMED :// ^{DR KRIEGER}

          _{she turns,      &       although there’s     previous preparedness      for this type of situation    ──    the bullet still proved to make him dance.         “ christ ! ”         eyes are alarmed,       a visible      shiver      causing his posture to straighten.         “ fist of all - ”         he began,       straightening his coat somewhat unnecessarily.  “ i didn’t sneak up on you,        you just didn’t know i was standing there. ”          another pause     ────    “ &    why wont you guys drop the whole  ‘nazi clone’ thing  ? ”}

_{@allseenit   //   continued.} 

               ^{watching krieger dance around made her laugh   &   watching the bullet finally contact with a table.    ❛ uh - that’s sneakin’ up! i have a gun — finally got it from that dick rodney — still can’t believe mrsarcher won’t let me fire that guy - HE’S BAD FOR MORALE … also didn’t want my handjob. ass. ❜  raising her eyebrow a little, putting the gun safety on - f i n a l l y ❛  ha! this is america - I have freedom of speech - plus - do you really need me to answer that???   ❜}

^{watching season 5, episode 11 and remember folks - pam legit takes a bullet for archer - and everyone goes ‘no.’  and then lana and archer and crying and malory and ray look physically shocked and upset too because they like pam and they see her as a friend - and also when she isn’t dead - archer sounds extremey happy - also in the previous episode they say she is the janitor in the breakfast club because she was seen as gross - but is actually a good person. pls remember the archer cast like pam — they act like they don’t because everyone hates showing they have actual friendships - but they do. i just have so many feelings for pam and everyone the brotp okay.}