❝ And, that being said, I am open to BLOW JOBS for money. I only got eight bucks on me, but… ❞
ind. pri. selective. pam poovey from archer written by bubbles | trash blog.

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#i need new tags #come love me

spyliest:

DID I ASK FOR YOUR LIFE STORY ?

spyliest:

DID I ASK FOR YOUR LIFE STORY ?

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^{am i back here? … maybe}

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#tbt

^{omg hi everyone - i will return! <3 like tomorrow.}

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#archer rp #fx rp #animated rp #cartoon rp

pinkbcret:

^{❛ You’ve got problems, New Kid. Whatever you did LAST NIGHT got a lot of people’s attention. If you need I n f o r m a t i o n just know you can rely on CALL GIRL… ❜}
^{ind. wendy testaburger aka C A L L G I R L from south park.}

(Source: pinkbcret-blog)

pinkbcret:

^{❛ You’ve got problems, New Kid. Whatever you did LAST NIGHT got a lot of people’s attention. If you need I n f o r m a t i o n just know you can rely on CALL GIRL… ❜}
^{ind. wendy testaburger aka C A L L G I R L from south park.}

(Source: pinkbcret-blog)

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#ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴛs --- ⚀ ⚂ ⚄ --- :// ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ

citrained:

sterlinged:
❛ a secret agent ! ––– yeah, that’s what I am. and I shouldn’t even be saying that,
but you have a certain thickness about you that I find very appealing. ❜
written by quinn. previously dcngerzoned. revamped july 2017.
low activity, highly nsfw sterling archer blog from fx’s “archer.”

(Source: sterlinged-blog1)

citrained:

sterlinged:
❛ a secret agent ! ––– yeah, that’s what I am. and I shouldn’t even be saying that,
but you have a certain thickness about you that I find very appealing. ❜
written by quinn. previously dcngerzoned. revamped july 2017.
low activity, highly nsfw sterling archer blog from fx’s “archer.”

(Source: sterlinged-blog1)

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#go love a new archer!

IDENTIFICATION CONFIRMED :// ^UNKNOWN

_{❝ holy shit !! ❞ she’s openly staring at the woman , a mixture of disbelief and sheer admiration on her face ( because of course she is capable of noticing when another woman is absolutely nailing it ) ❝ now that’s probably a bit blunt but your boobs look AMAZING in that blouse. ❞ eyes are narrowed slightly as she lets her analyzing gaze wander. ❝ is that designer ? ❞}
@allseenit // starter call.

^{❛ right ??? ❜ pam was used to her co-workers and their rather nasty comments - so to hear something POSITIVE caught her by surprise - a good surprise - pam knew she was a desirable full-bodied woman - she was attractive and her blouse - was amazing. she kew someone else ❛ it is - dick holster got it for me. gotta thank her some time. ❜}

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#40 ᴏᴢ. ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ's ғʀᴇᴇᴢɪɴ' ᴍʏ ᴊᴜɴᴋ. — ⚀ ⚂ ⚄ — :// ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ #FAXWHISPERING

IDENTIFICATION CONFIRMED :// ^{DR ZIEGLER}

_{❛ thank you but … you shouldn’t doubt yourself. you’re a beautiful woman ! ❜}

^{❛ well, I know that, but again not CONVENTIONALLY - just ask my co-workers. ❜}

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#OSAVIOR #40 ᴏᴢ. ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ's ғʀᴇᴇᴢɪɴ' ᴍʏ ᴊᴜɴᴋ. — ⚀ ⚂ ⚄ — :// ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ

nogrilledcheese:

_{The thought of me d e a d gives YOU AN ERECTION?}

(Source: nogrilledcheese-blog)

nogrilledcheese:

_{The thought of me d e a d gives YOU AN ERECTION?}

(Source: nogrilledcheese-blog)

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#ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴛs --- ⚀ ⚂ ⚄ --- :// ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ

britishwiit:

^{❛ There’s a HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER V A C A T I O N. ‘Till school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our G E N E R A T I O N is finding a good way to spend it. Like maybe… Building a ROCKET, or fighting a mummy. Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Discovering something that doesn’t exist. Or giving a monkey a shower. Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots. Or locating Frankenstein’s brain. Finding a Dodo bird, painting a continent. Or driving OUR SISTER I N S A N E. ❜}

britishwiit:

^{❛ There’s a HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER V A C A T I O N. ‘Till school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our G E N E R A T I O N is finding a good way to spend it. Like maybe… Building a ROCKET, or fighting a mummy. Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Discovering something that doesn’t exist. Or giving a monkey a shower. Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots. Or locating Frankenstein’s brain. Finding a Dodo bird, painting a continent. Or driving OUR SISTER I N S A N E. ❜}

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#ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴛs --- ⚀ ⚂ ⚄ --- :// ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏ

next.

RULES

BASICS:

well, basically I'm a twenty year old who likes Cartoons and is kinda crappy with photoshop. Hence the basic ass theme. However, I use icons and small text like everyone else who is trying to hang with the cool kids. I'm british and so sometimes Pam's language might be a bit off sooo I'm always trying to improve that.

FOLLOWING AND INTERACTIONS:

I follow people who I think Pam could interact with -- so if your character works for a gov organisation or something PLEASE CAN WE interact --- also -- modern blogs - perhaps some medieval ones if i can think up the verse - but Its just dependent on if I know your fandom or not either. For example - I don't watch Game of Thrones - so I won't follow you - because I have no clue about anything to do with your character. Stuff like that. Also, lots of OOC stuff ---

TRIGGERS/NSFW.

they will be tagged. I am of age --- Archer is very dark and so a lot of themes will be explored - i will tag as best as I can. Please remind me if I miss a trigger of yours!

OOC COMMUNICATIONS.

I have discord and kik. If we're mutuals just ask and I'll add you or vice versa. I like to talk.

basic information

FULL NAME: PAM POOVEY
NICKNAME: PAM
ALIAS: SNOWBALL, SHIRO KABOCHA, COKEY MONSTER
AGE: 38 ( main )
GENDER: FEMALE
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: BISEXUAL
RELIGION: CHRISTIAN ( LUTHERANISM )
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: ENGLISH, JAPANESE, ITALIAN
HOMETOWN: WISCONSIN, AMERICA
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: DEPENDENT
TIMELINE: DEPENDENT
OCCUPATION: H.R DIRECTOR, FIELD AGENT
SKILLS: FIGHTING, FARMING, HUMAN RESOURCES, ARTS & CRAFTS, PUPPETRY, DRIFT CAR RACING.
HEADCANONS.

relationships

PARENTS: MR POOVEY ( father ), MRS POOVEY ( mother - deceased )
SIBLINGS: EDIE POOVEY ( sister )
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: none
CHILDREN: none

physical traits

EYE COLOUR: BLUE
HAIR COLOUR: BLONDE
HEIGHT: 5'7
BODY BUILD: PLUS SIZE
TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: tattoos of 13 tally marks (most likely referring to the number of people she's killed fighting in college, or in reference to "12 jurors 1 judge" indicating time in prison) and an excerpt from the poem "The Destruction of Sennacherib" by Lord Byron:
NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: NONE