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“ what the hell poovey ? why do you even hang out with figgis ? he’s the literal embodiment of dog shit. ”

@allseenit because why not 

          ❛ – a bit of kinda havin’ to y’know work and all and… also — kinda want to tap that. dog shits are good in bed. isn’t that a universal fact or something? ❜